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Abbreviated Classics from Chris Crofton

Story of flight: Orville and Wilbur “I know that’s right” Wright built three planes: The Nina the Pinta and the George Washington Carver. They worked hard and drank a lot of peppermint schnapps and the rest is history.

The story of Adam and Eve: Adam and Eve were two monkeys that Jesus made out of ribs. He put them in a place called the “Garden of Eatin’” and told them to eat everything because there was a magic food in there that would make them people. They ate fish from the stream and potatoes from the ground and they even ate a t…alking snake! Finally they ate an apple and became people and they lived happily ever after.

The story of Moby Dick: Some man wanted to have sex with a whale.

The story of Noah: Noah was an old fisherman who had a boat that was very big. He built a fishing rod two miles in length and dangled it over the jung with bananas on two hooks. He caught two lions and two snakes and two giraffes and two wildebeests and two flamingos and a whole lot of other shit that likes bananas-two… at a time with the two hooks. Then he drove around partying and yelling “How ya like me now”.

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